NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dnhowell:

i swear to god if i see another person saying ‘if you think obesity is bad, you’re a fat shamer!!’

no

obesity is a real problem that causes lots of diseases

and just because i don’t like obesity, doesn’t mean i don’t like obese people

it’s like, i hate cancer, but i don’t hate people with cancer or shame people who have cancer

flamingno:

mom… dad… i’m…

#gay #instagay #gayhomo #gayfit #gayjock #gay #gayboy #hotgay #gaymale #boy #gayuk #hotboy #gayteen #gaylove #gayman #homo #gayp3nis #gaycute #gaychat #gaycool #gaykik #gaylike #gayhunk #gayinsta #gaymuscle #gaymer #gays #gaybody #gaymen

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
angrynerdyblogger:


cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if nicole kidman named her kid TeenDude then they would be TeenDude kidman and if you dont think thats the coolest name ever you’re wrong

assbut-and-cumberbooty:

talk dirty to me

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referredpain:

misterhayden:

Twitter // Gumroad // Website

HOHOHO I’m SAD NOW

referredpain:

misterhayden:

Twitter // Gumroad // Website

HOHOHO I’m SAD NOW

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER